Whenver I log in or start a new shell up, I have my system set to give me a little wisdom with whimsy.

/ Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all. \                              
\                 -- Thomas J. Kopp             /                              
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

I am certainly not the first UNIX user to discover the perfect marriage of cowsay and fortune, but there are moments when my little bovine buddy has things worth sharing with you.

This post is the first those and will be tagged #cowsay so you know what to look for (or avoid).

That's all for now. Keep the spaghetti flying…